GreenPrints's Funniest Stories, Part II

Part II of the two Ebooks, GreenPrints's Funniest Stories, contains 12 (that's right, one dozen!) more of the absolutely most humorous stories we've ever published, from over 18 years of GreenPrints magazine. Why two parts? Because there were too many great, terrific, irresistible stories for me to fit into one Ebook. That's the reason, plain and simple. So, for a second time, enjoy, dear reader, enjoy, enjoy! — Pat Stone, Editor

CONTENTS, PART II

Humbled By a Rose:
Uh, what type of rose is that?

Bridal Wail:
Postpone the wedding! Fred’s got arborvitae!

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The Youngstown Vindicator:
People who live in weedy gardens shouldn’t throw speeches.

How to Spot a Real Gardener:
From the 1927 classic, A Gardener’s Year.

It Gives Me Joy Feels All Over:
Kids Speak on Gardening.

Teachable Moments:
A sweet little nature lesson gone way awry.

The Obsessed Gardener:
Are you one? Take the test and find out!

The Zucchini Phenomenon:
Did you know what male snails give birth to . . . ?

Oops! Oops Again! And Yet . . .:
An Australian gardener tells how he really messed up.

Walter Mitty Has Nothing On Me:
Afer all, he never introduced Liz Taylor to gloxinias.

The Do That Don’t:
All-Purpose Cow Manure? Let’s see!

“Don’t Worry, Dear!”:
I’m only going to the garden center.

AND MORE!

Including a free bonus link to a special, 14-page, 1856 French
gardening disaster classic . . .as a present from me!