GreenPrints's Funniest Stories, Part I

The two special Ebooks, GreenPrints's Funniest Stories, Parts I & II, contain the absolutely most humorous stories we've ever published, from over 18 years of GreenPrints magazine. Each Part has 12—that's right, one dozen—classic GP pieces. They are great, great fun. And that's not all: Each Part has a bonus: a free link to one more hysterical, classic (and loooong) GP humor story! As the very first story says, the most important tool a gardener can possess is a sense of humor. GreenPrints's Funniest Stories will give you plenty of chances to enjoy yours! — Pat Stone, Editor

CONTENTS, PART I

The Most Important Tool:
Keep your sense of humor handy.

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My No-Grow Azaleas:
Why on earth did they stop?

The Joy of NonGardening:
What happens when a born gardener and a born nongardener meet.

Love in the Garden:
A garden love story of two seniors—with a surprise ending.

Stumped:
What's a native garden without a native stump?

A Gardener's Prayer:
" . . . and that once a week think liquid manure and guano may fall from heaven." A classic.

Warm and Fuzzy Garden Communication:
Watch out—there's a lawyer loose in the garden!

Garden Clerk Stories:
Customer complaints? You should hear the other side!

One Name Left:
A pastor gets one-upped by a gardener.

My Astilbes & Fruiting the Lawn:
Two hilarious (and embarassing) garden goofs.

Getting Your Visitors' Worth:
How to get country labor from city guests.

“Dahling, Your Forsythias”:
What my hairdresser taught me about plants.

EXTRA: YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE
THE LINK TO OUR FREE BONUS STORY:

Thanksgiving Potatoes

David King's life was perfectly peaceful . . . until the day he was asked to fix up enough of his homegrown potatoes to serve SIXTEEN people at Thanksgiving dinner! The result is a culinary disaster of epic proportions. It's a story that still makes me laugh out loud everytime I read it!